…that i do really odd things when im left to entertain myself. it’s no secret. my new job is, in fact, quite boring. and im realizing day by day, the longer i spend time with myself during these 9 hour shifts. im a little bit weird. so ive decided to periodically share the things i do when left alone with no one to talk to.
weird blond girl story #1: at the new work place i have to pull into the parking garage using a card key…you pull up to this device…slide your card…the gate opens slowly and you go into an underground parking lot that leads to an elevator.
i, however, like to do all this whilst singing (quite loudly at 630am, might i add) some sort of secret agent music. sometimes mission impossible…but most of the time my own little ditty full of surprising highs and lows.
then i get to out of the car like nothing happened…and approach the elevator…
weird blond girl story #2: i dont know what my obsession is with this…but it happens every time i step into an elevator. if i am alone. as soon as the doors shut…i begin to dance wildly and stop at the ding indicating ive reached my floor. then stand completely still (again like nothing just happened). whenever there is someone waiting to get on as i am leaving, i smile like a huge nerd and think to myself…”they have NO idea what just happend.”
im sure there will be more tales soon…please dont judge me. im a loser. thanks